Unfamiliar with theTamaranean Festival of Friendship? Well, perhaps you would enjoy a peaceful and solemnKal Rekk. No? Surely you follow the happy traditions ofLife Day? Well whatever your beliefs, know that Adam and I, the one and only Ambassador Barkley, wish you and yours a time of love, peace and goodwill toward little, blue, furry things from Antares IV.
Y'know, I've even heard of some primitive species who celebrate thisthing...curious.