Been A Long Time Since We Smurfed and Rolled!

It's been a long time,

Been a long time,
Been a long smurfy, smurfy,smurfy, smurfy, smurfy time!

Feels like it's been a Smurf's age since I've talked about one of my all time favorite Fantasy Tabletop RPGs - The Smurfs Roleplaying Game. 

Thankfully, I got to run AND play it yesterday (Saturday, September 19th 2026) and it was absolutely SMURFY! Did I say Run and Play? I did! It was awesome! Here's how it went down...

The session was split into two parts, each part being two hours long. Following the first half there was a small break inbetween and then we did the second half. I was Narrator Smurf (the GM) for Part 1 and I played Smurfcornflower for Part 2, which was run by Smurfs fan extraordinaire Stephen, the Storyteller for The Smurfs and The Palace of the Silver Princess and The Smurfs and The Bluebird of Happiness, as well as the player of Gamer Smurf in The Nightmare Before Smurfmas. 

OK...let's get to the good smurf...

BARKING ALIEN

PROUDLY PRESENTS...

The SMURFS

and

The Spectacular Smurf Day Snafu!

 

Part 1: A Foraging We Will Smurf! 

Narrator Smurf: Adam (Me!)

Players and Player Characters: Andrew as Apathy Smurf, Bob as Helpful Smurf, Heather as Smurfhoneysuckle, Julia as Smurfamaryllis, and Stephen as Gamer Smurf. 

The image above has them in the following order: Amaryllis, Gamer, Honeysuckle, Cornflower, Apathy, and Helpful. 

The Adventure: It's almost Smurf Day! The smurfiest day of the year! This year, among the many festivities planned, Baker is making the most amazing Smurf Day Cake any Smurf has ever made! The reason this cake will be so extra smurfy is that Baker isn't making it alone. He's working with Smurfcornflower for in order to give the cake some extremely exciting additions. 

Unfortunately...Smurfcornflower is out of some key ingredients! Smurf Day is tomorrow and she needs to brew a uniquely smurfy potion before Baker begins making his cake. Panicking, Cornflower asks her best friends Apathy and Honeysuckle to get some Smurfs together and go collect the needed components. Helpful Smurf, Smurfamaryllis, and Gamer Smurf see the others heading out and offer to come with them to help. Each for this own reasons:

Helpful felt he wasn't being helpful enough (after listing a dozen Smurfs he'd already helped).

Amaryllis wasn't getting enough praise or attention, so she wanted to do something notable.

Gamer said no one wanted to play with him. They were all so busy with Smurf Day.

Maybe not everysmurf had the most noble motivations but nonetheless their assistance was welcomed by Honeysuckle. Apathy was fine with them coming as well. 

What came next was a series of challenges to obtain a shopping list of silly and strange berries, herbs, and other elements. The Smurfs were confronted by difficult terrain, severe weather, hungry Growlers, and of course Gargamel and Azrael.  The PCs overcame these obstacles with character, cleverness, and comedy.

The group managed to assemble all the ingredients though not without Amaryllis and Helpful taking some serious bumps and bruises. 

Part 2: Bubble, Bubble Smurfs in Trouble! 

Narrator Smurf: Stephen

Players and Player Characters: Andrew as Apathy Smurf, Adam (Me!) as Smurfcornflower, Bob as Helpful Smurf, Heather as Smurfhoneysuckle, and Julia as Smurfamaryllis.

The Adventure: Having returned with the resources they were looking for, everysmurf met with Smurfcornflower at her Mushroom Cottage in Smurfy Grove so they could help her with making your super smurfy Smurf Day Spectacular Potion. Gamer Smurf left for Smurf Village to stall Baker Smurf, allowing Smurfcornflower and her team time to finish her concoction. 

Stephen ran this section of the story as a combination of puzzles and varying physical challenges revolving around the brewing of a very difficult elixir. It was fun, extremely funny, and very different from what we'd done in the past. For example, at one point we had to add frozen berries to boiling water. The challenge dealt with mathematics and if the numbers didn't line up, the potion would explode! Thank goodness for Andrew/Apathy and Bob/Helpful. My math skills absolutely suck! Once we got the temperatures right, we had to crush some mint into powder and that was more physical and accomplished by Honeysuckle and Amaryllis. Meanwhile, I needed to keep track of time (using an 5-minute timer) and how many stirs in which direction Cornflower was making. Our game time frame of two hours was treated as the in-game time frame as well. 

My favorite part was towards the end when we had to sing to the potion to get it just right! I got to make up an impromtu song and we had the advantage of Heather/Honeysuckle who is an amazing singer. It was ridiculous and hilarious. 

Conclusion: The final potion was poured into the cake mix of flour, eggs, milk, and other traditional components with wonderfully proposterous results! Each time the cake was cut or bitten into it sparked colorful fireworks (mostly blue, red, and purple) that tickled the tongue and tasted like Smurfberries. It was basically Smurfberry Pop-rocks with harmless, magical bursts of light! 

WHAT FUN! Honestly the entire thing was a total blast (no pun intended but totally welcome). 

Honestly the best part was getting to play with these charming, humorous, and very creative people once again. I had so much fun gaming with Bob and Julia once more but being joined by Andrew and Heather was truly a treat. Stephen, as always, brought the magic and remains one of the best Gamemasters I've played with. 

Hopefully I'll get to smurf again soon. 

Smurf you later!

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Keep Your Distance But Don't Look Like You're Trying to Keep Your Distance

STAR WARS VISIONS - HEROES

PRESENTS...

The Adventures of Bani and Easy!

now with Gilikak!

Before making the jump to lightspeed, the team of Bani, Easy, and Gilikak collectively decided to re-enter normal space far out from 363-Grek III so they'd have time to find  the optimal approach and prepare themselves for dealing with the Imperial Forces. They based their jump coordinates on Bani and Easy's scans of system, with Easy assisting Gilikak on the final calculations.

Mechanically, Bani spent an Action Point to roll her Spaceship Navigation of 3 plus her Intellect of 1 and of course, her Exploding Die. Easy and Gilikak also spent one Action Point each to assist Bani, so she gets 2 bonus Advantage Dice. 

Normally this wouldn't be too difficult - it's just a normal Hyperspace jump and they're been there before - but they're trying to be very precise and avoid Imperial sensor scans. I'd say it's Difficult, a 10. My rolls on the 3D6 were 6, 6, and 4. That first 6 explodes so I rolled again and got a 2. My Action Check total was 12. Success! Not by much but good enough.

Shortly after entering Hyperspace, Bani and Gilikak sat down to go over Bani's survey data in greater detail. Even with a Class 3 Survey by a pro, there were only so many areas on an entire planet a single person could explore and scan. The two scouts focused on the regions Bani didn't get to look at in depth, surmissing that whatever the Galactic Empire was doing on 363-Grek III, their attention might be concentrated in one of those places. 

This is where I ran into my first snag of the campaign. I wanted to randomly roll the locations, terrain, and possible points of interest of three areas on the planet but Sci-Fi Random Tables are generally really lame for this sort of thing. It's one of the reasons I don't use random tables very much (hardly ever really). I can also always create something cooler than I'd generate with random rolls. 

That said, I want to be surprised/inspired - it is a Solo game after all. I decided to combine the results of rolls using Planets of the Galaxy Volume One, a 1991 supplement for West End Games' Star Wars Roleplaying Game with some general ideas I had about the planet.

The results were:

The duo narrowed it down to three likely planetary features.

Feature #1 - The Trench Canyons: In the Northeastern hemisphere was were three massive trenches that all met at their Southern most points. Bani had found them fascinating and if she hadn't been on a job with a schedule she would've spent more time checking them out. It was an especially warm water region thanks to numerous thermal vents and a host of unusual creatures were living there. What would the Imperial want with that? It was too deep and too far from land to provide power to an outpost. 

Feature #2 - The Long Archipelago: There were a string of small islands that crossed the equator North to South, an archipelago where Bani had detected radioactive minerals. There wasn't a large quantity but maybe the Empire wanted to mine them because the minerals had specific properties they needed. 

Feature #3 - The Shallow Sea Wreckage: Set centrally in the Southern hemisphere. there exists a shallow sea with higher than normal salt content. Sitting in this shallow sea is a crashed starship, possibly a Corvette or other small military vessel. A passing scan revealed it to be very old, with little structural integrity left. Could it have carried some cargo the Empire thought to be of value? 

Gilikak spends an Action Point so he can make a Check against his Intellect 3 and Science: Archeolgy 2. He's focusing on the data and images of Feature #3 - The Shallow Sea Wreckage. Hmm. Archeology isn't exactly the right Skill but its close enough for what we are trying to determine, the age of the wreck. I'll set the Difficulty at Difficult 10. I roll 1D6 and get...Holy Moly! A 6, another 6, and a 1. Gilikak's total is 18! That's an Effective Success, +5 points more than the Target Number. Gilikak gain 1 Situation Benefit. 

Gilikak stared silently at the images and information for what felt like forever. Bani was staring at him nearly as long, neither moving in the slightest. RB-EZ1 entered the room, looked at the two of them and got caught up in the effect as well. 

Bani's nose twitched. Her ears wiggled. She closed her eyes, held her breath, but just couldn't take it any longer, "WELL?!?" Gilikak and Easy were so startled they jumped. "Did you figure out anything?", Bani asked with a smidgen of exasperation. 

"Sort of", Gilikak began, "I think we can rule out the shipwreck. Based on the data you obtained, the ship and any cargo it may have had have all but disintegrated. The age seems extreme, salt corosion is high, and a coral growth appears to have formed over everything. There is nothing salvageable there." Gilikak tapped a button a few times that changed the screen image from scans of the Shallow Sea Wreckage to scans of the Long Archipelago.

 

Spending his Situation Benefit, he gains insight into Feature #2. Radioactivity from the minerals there a not particularly strong or unique. 

"Take a look at this", Gilikak said while pointing to the scans on the Datapad. "I don't think their target is the Long Archipelago either. It just isn't worth it. These readings don't warrant a Victory Class Star Destroyer protecting that site. That is a lot of firepower for very little payoff."

Bani nodded. Easy gave a low whistle of agreement. 

Bani stood up, stretched her arms over her head, and then rested her hands on her hips. "OK, I have some idea but its probably best to take a quick nap first. We'll take turns just in case. Do you need to recharge, Easy?" Easy gave a simple, sharp beep. Nope, he was good. 

Gilikak gave Bani the top bunk and pointed out the charging station to EZ1 should he need it. Once she laid herself down and seemed comfortable, Gilikak headed back to the cockpit to make sure everything was going smoothly. About three hours or so later, they switched, though Gilikak used the bottom bunk. Time passed, snacks were eaten, a few adjustments were made on the Sea Skimmer in the cargo area, and after a while the NavComputer alerted the group they were approaching re-entry to normal space. 

Gilikak got into the pilot seat, Bani sat at Navigation, and Easy plugged in behind them. 

ZHHHH-POOM! The Always Searching dropped out of Hyperspace pretty much exactly where they wanted to be. Out the front viewports, which were large by comparison to the overall size of the vessel, a massive green and yellow gas giant with rings and a dozen small moons spun ever so slowly before them.

 

"363-Grek V", Bani said absentmindedly. 

Gilikak and Easy immediately starting scanning, doing everything they could to get as accurate a picture of their surroundings as possible. It seemed the 'coast was clear' for now. This told Gilikak that whatever was happening in the system, it was very much focused on the third planet. There were large fleet movements, no system wide patrols, nothing but the distant blip of a Victory Class Star Destroyer and, hmm, a few other smaller vessels. Considerably smaller in fact. Gilikak pointed this out to Bani, whose familiarity with starship classes was considerably greater than his own.

"Gozantis would be my guess. Fairly standard to bring them in as transports for personnel, fighters, ground vehicles, or whathaveyou. They're classified as cruisers even though they're used as transports. Gozantis let you move a lot of people and stuff quickly", Bani said, not realizing she was speaking very quietly, as if the Imperials might hear her.

Gilikak leaned back in his pilot seat and took a deep, slow breath. They needed to get closer but very, very carefully. With the flick of his thumb, Gilikak activated his vessel's 'Stealth Mode'; not an actually cloaking device of course but a shield that deflects the vast majority of sensors. At best - for the Empire - the Always Searching might show as a sensor ghost or shadow; an inconsistent blur that they'd find extremely difficult to lock onto. It wasn't so great against fighters, whose pilots could simply look out the window and see the A-24 Sleuth Class Scout Ship zipping by. Still, better to have it than not. 

"Alright Bani...Easy...I'm taking us further into the inner system. Stealth Mode is on and that should help a lot but...just be ready for anything", Gilikak said, his voice serious and even. Bani nodded and Easy did the droid equivalent. 

With that, they were off...

To be continued...

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Barking Alien

Hosts of Freaky Ghosts

Happy 40th Birthday to The Real Ghostbusters! The animated series that kept Ghostbusters alive between the original two films and one of my all time favorite American animated cartoons, The Real Ghostbusters was an exceptionally well written and well executed show.

September 13th, 1986 to September 13th, 2026

I had originally intended to publish an original, system-agnostic, Ghostbusters-esque RPG sourcebook this October but as I am currently working on another paid tabletop roleplaying game project, I am afraid I don't have the time or bandwidth to complete the book I intended to make within my self-imposed timeframe. So instead...you're getting it for free!

Throughout the month of October 2026 I will be posting 31 Ghosts for use with my Ghostbusters AD homebrew system, which is relatively easy to retrofit to the original Ghostbusters RPG by West End Games, InSpectres by Memento Mori, Spooktacular by Ewen Cluney/Yaruki Zero Games, or any other tabletop game of paranormal investigations and eliminations. 

I will be setting it firmly in the [non-canon] Ghostbusters universe of my own campaigns but you're welcome, encouraged really, to adapt it to your own setting. This is in no way official; it's a fun fan endeavor by a TRPG gamer who loves Ghostbusters. That's it.

I hope you enjoy it. 

Look for this series of posts to begin with the spooky season on October 1st.

Scare you later, 

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Instead of a Big Dark Blur, I See a Big Light Blur

I am having a total blast with this Star Wars Visions Heroes Solo campaign, although campaign isn't quite an accurate term at this point in the endeavor. What I've posted up to this point all comes from the first session. This entry describes the remainder of Session 1 and sets up Session 2.

There are games besides this one on my mind - heck, there always multiple games on my mind - but SWVH is the thing I am most interested in and excited about [at the moment]. I'll get to other ideas when I feel as motivated to discuss those other ideas as much as, or more than, this one.*

Now back to our show...

STAR WARS VISIONS - HEROES

PRESENTS...

The Adventures of Bani and Easy!

Bani and Easy walked out of the Mos Garda Spaceport into the bright daytime sun of the planet Gardine, a slight breeze blowing West to East across the dusty ash and chalk covered landscape. It was hot, though not Tatooine hot, and dry, though not as dry as Tatooine. At the same time, it often felt dryer because of all that chalk dust and volcanic ash I mentioned. 

As the two of them walked South down the Eastern Thoroughfare, they passed familiar faces and shops; an old man with a fruit stand smiled as they walked by, his Protocol Droid waved. Bani nodded to a small group of Gardinian Jawas who all hooted and shouted gleefully. Easy gave a long-ish, even-toned whistle. Bani looked over at him and then instinctively raised her gaze to see 'The Gray Oasis' directly ahead. 

The Gray Oasis, Gardine's largest and most popular cantina, was a step above the usual 'wretched hive of scum and villainy' one was accustomed to on similar worlds in the Outer Rim Territories. Here the lighting was soft and bright, the drinks were of higher quality, and the patronage was a more respectable breed of scoundrel. 

As Bani and Easy entered a few passing customers took notice and nodded to them or smiled. The two visited the establishment regularly and had a reputation of 'getting the job done'  Bani inwardly hoped Mr. Boogooto would take that into account when she told him what happened on their recent mission for him. 

A pretty Human waitress came up to the pair as they stepped further into the cantina and said, "Hi there Bani! Welcome back! Mister Boogooto is at his usual table. He said to send you over if I saw you come in". Bani nodded and thanked her with a smile she hoped didn't look as awkward as it felt. The waitress simply smiled back and patted Easy on his dome. He chirped a few low flirty sounds and the waitress blushed, giggled, and walked off back to work. 

Circling the bar and its indoor pool of cool, clear water, Bani spotted her client sipping a pinkish-orange bubbling drink and watching Pod Racing on a screen above the bar. "Mister Boogooto?", Bani said, hoping not to disturb his enjoyment of the entertainment.

The Pa'lowick Promoter looked up at her and excitedly exclaimed, "Bani! Come, sit! Can I get you anything? A drink? And its Bo. Call me Bo! Everybody calls me Bo." Bani knew no one called him Bo except very close associates. "How was your trip? And the survey? Three cycles! Just like you said. Very thorough and very professional."

"Yes, well, thank you Mister...I mean Bo. 363-Grek III is beautiful. It's the perfect spot for what you have in mind. I have a full Class 3 Survey report, maps for some suitable race course sites, and a rundown on possible obstacles, mostly in the way of local fauna...", Bani said before trailing off a bit. Regaining her composure she continued, "which is why it saddens me to say, I'm afraid it isn't going to work out."

Boogooto looked visibly confused. He took a breath, then a sip from his drink, and then narrowed his eyes at the young Lepi woman. "How's that now?"

Letting out a sigh before she could stop herself she told Boogooto what happened. Survey completed, she left the planet and immediately ran into a Victory Class Star Destroyer, a TIE Interceptor led TIE Fighter squadron, and then she escaped with not-so-minor damage. For his part, Bo Boogooto looked more disappointed than angry. He swirled the contents of his cloudy beverage, a Bespin Fizz, and then looked Bani in the eyes. "That...isn't the news I wanted to hear", he said evenly, a little melancholy and a little menace intertwined in his words. 

"It isn't the information I wanted to give Mister...Bo. Truly! The planet is really perfect but Imperials...well, if they are laying a claim there before...I'm sure you understand", Bani said solemly. She reached into her jacket's inside pocket and pulled out a Datapad, a Holo-puck, and a Datacard. "This is all I have on the planet, the best areas, and my...encounter. It includes holographic maps of several choices locales."

Boogooto stared directly into her eyes for a good minute or so, then slide the devices across the table towards himself. He let out a sigh of his own. "I am disappointed to hear about your run in with the Empire. That's a real...well...it doesn't make me happy, I'll tell you that. I'm glad you and your droid are alright but yeah, I'm not pleased about this." He took another long sip of his drink, looked up at the Pod Race on the screen, and then back at Bani and Easy. "Still, a deal is a deal. You did the work. You completed the mission and I can't fault you there. I would've given you a bonus if the data turned out good but as is, I can only pay you what I owe you for doing the job. I'm sure you understand."

Inwardly, Bani was relieved to the point of her heart beating a lightyear a minute. Boogoota had always treated her and Easy very well but, you know, you hear stories. "Yes sir. Absolutely. That is very kind of you."

"It isn't kind", Bo said matter-of-factly, "it's just business. You've done right by me in the past and I'll need your services again in the future I'm sure. We have to stay professional."

Bani nodded, looked around cautiously, and then leaned in a little closer to Boogooto, who for his part seemed a little surprised. Bani whispered, "I'm going back."

"You're what? Why?", said Bo with honest shock on his face. "If what you told me is true and I have no reason to doubt it is", he patted the datapad and datacard she gave him, "that seems an ill-advised notion."

"I need to know why they ruined our opportunity. I want to know why they were there. The planet has, on its surface, little to offer the Empire unless the Moff's are looking for new vacation homes with great fishing nearby." Bo couldn't help but chuckle. Bani continued, "I am going back to get to the bottom of what they're up to there and I promise to share with you whatever I learn. Maybe the information will make up a little for lost time and such on your Sea Skimmer Racing project."

"Hmm", a host of possibilities started running through the Pa'lowick's mind. "Tell you what, find me something I can use and that bonus money is back on the table. Deal?" Bo put out his hand and Bani reached out and shook it. He liked her. She was dedicated. 

"Deal!" Bani said in a very quiet shout. As she stood up and got ready to leave, picking up the cues that their meeting had ended, Bani turned back towards Bo Boogooto and asked, "Hey Bo, you wouldn't happen to know anyone here on Gardine who owns a Sea Skimmer, would ya?"

Gilikak looked at his wrist chronometer for what felt like the third time in a very short period (likely because it was). He knew this was the result of his feeling anxious about the whole 'mission' but Bani and Easy were nearly 15 phases late. He was getting ready to go looking for them when he heard the sound of a tracked vehicle...no...a tracked droid...approaching the interior of the landing bay. The bay's manager, a sleepy ol' Human male, came out of his office in the crater wall to see what was going on. He was accompanied by a Pit Droid with a dented head.

Veril Line Systems V5-T Transport Droid - Series 1

A V5-T Transport Droid rolled in, Bani and Easy sitting in its cargo bed along with one crate and big travel bag. The droid was hitched to a trailer frame behind it. On top of the frame was a racing vehicle that Gilikak quickly recognized as a vintage Sea Skimmer. Bani waved as they entered, following that gesture with putting her two thumbs up and smiling. 

Gilikak facepalmed. The bay manager and pit droid traded glances and simultaneously shrugged. 

"Hi Gili, sorry we're late! You'll never guess what I got ahold of", she said as she leaped out of the cargo bed before the droid had even stopped. 

"A Sea Skimmer."

"What? How did you...Oh right!" Bani chuckled, "Sure, you can see it now. I wanted it to be a surprise. A dramatic reveal!" She studied Gilikak's face a moment and said, "You do look surprised."

A Zebulon Dak Speeder Corporation S-12 'Sunshark' Sea Skimmer [Custom Modified].

The Transport Droid slowed and stopped, letting the front of his flatbed fall open. Easy came down the impromptu ramp as the V5-T's powerful crane arm came out of its cylindrical body, picked up the sack and crate and placed them gently on the ground. He then spun his body around and went to unhook the trailer. Easy whistled for him to hold on and instead drive it around to the cargo bay of Gilikak's ship. The V5-T 'grunted' but followed EZ1's instructions. 

Meanwhile, Bani had been explaining to her Mon Calamari friend what happened with Boogooto and how she got the idea to borrow a Sea Skimmer so they could move around on 363-Grek III really quickly. "She's a beauty isn't she? I mean, she's pretty to me. I honestly don't know alot about these things. I know they aren't used much anymore except for racing. I guess Seaspeeders are more practical and efficient. Anyway, it's still really cool isn't it? The gal I borrowed it from said she made all kinds of modifications and restored it's old Thruster Intakes with ones from a wrecked Republic Hover Boat!"

Gilikak considered pointing out that the craft might not even fit in his cargo hold, that they didn't know how sturdy it really was, and a dozen other factors she wasn't going to listen to. She'd made up her mind and wanted, needed, to feel she'd done all she could for her client. He knew it was more than just business though. Bani had a personal grudge against the Empire and she refused to let them 'get one over on her' as she'd once conveyed to him. He definitely understood that feeling. 

"So...whattaya think?", she asked both excitedly and with a tinge of guilt. She knew she was asking a lot of him and it probably wouldn't ruin their friendship if he said no to the Sea Skimmer. He had to admit...having it would be advantageous. 

"It's a great idea", Gilikak said with a smile. "Let me go help the Transport Droid load it into the Always Searching. As he walked away towards the cargo bay doors Bani smiled to herself, not in self-satisfaction, but because in all the galaxy there were very few people like Gilikak of Mon Cal and she felt very lucky he called her a friend. 

Moments later, with Gilikak in the pilot seat, Bani in the co-pilot/navigation chair, and EZ1 plugged in back in Engineering, the Always Searching lifted off and turned slowly around before rapidly ascending through the atmosphere and onward towards space. 

Next stop...363-Grek III and the presence of Galactic Empire.

To Be Continued...

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Barking Alien

*To be completely clear, I am still thoroughly enjoying my bi-weekly Star Trek Prosperity campaign and some of the other projects I am currently working on. I am definitely having more fun with this Solo game than I am a few of my other ongoing campaigns and that's kind of a bummer. Sure, those games are also fun but just not as fun and certainly not as fun to discuss. 

Many elements of this 'Episode' date back to my earliest excursions into gaming in the Star Wars Universe. Gardine is the first original planet I ever created and has appeared in nearly every Star Wars RPG campaign I've ever run. 

Sea Skimmers also date back to one of first few campaigns, inspired by the Star Wars Swoop Bikes, my first time seeing Jet Skis, and various concept cars and boats I saw at trade shows from my youth.

Bani obtained the Sea Skimmer when that idea occurred to me while thinking about her meeting with Bo Boogooto. I had her making a Very Difficult Action Check against negotiating with a veteran racer to see if Bani could borrow the vehicle in exchange for some payment or favor to be called in later. Very Difficult is a 12 and Bani has no Negotiation Skill. It was a long shot but I had to try it. I just thought it would be cool and owing some grizzled old driver character sounded too good to passed up. Suffice to say I rolled a 5 + her Intellect of 1, so only a 6. A failure. Sad bunny.

I decided to spend a Hero Point, gaining a Success with Consequence! Bani gets to borrow the Sea Skimmer but yeah, something is bound to go wrong...

I Have Friends Everywhere

Are you all getting tired of this yet? Tough! I'm not! LOL

Quite the contrary! I'm really enjoying this Solo Star Wars outing and it's given me a whole host of ideas for a long term Star Wars campaign using this system [based on the Japanese TRPG Space Opera Heroes]. 

While I haven't leaned heavily into its Anime/Manga influences and inspirations as of yet, trust me, it's going to pretty soon. 

For now, let's pick up where we left off; after narrowly escaping an unexpected Imperial presence following their survey of the planet 363-Grek III, Bani TukNukChee and RB-EZ1 have returned to Gardine to let their employer know what happened. 

Before reaching their destination, Bani had Easy send a message to Gilikak, a Mon Calamari Explorer and Archeologist friend who might know what the Empire's interest in 363-Grek III might be. 

As soon as their scout ship 'The Flying Leap' landed on Gardine, they received a call back from Gilikak and they're now talking to him over the Com-Unit on the ship's bridge.

STAR WARS VISIONS - HEROES

PRESENTS...

The Adventures of Bani and Easy!

Episode 3: 

Bani continued to smile but it was more of a smirk and there was something concerning about her brow and eyes. Gilikak didn't know what this was all about but he got the sinking feeling there were rough seas ahead of him.

"What do you know about 363-Grek?", asked Bani, the tiniest touch of mischief in her voice.  Gilikak became even more nervous.

Putting on his most professional, academic aires, and straightening his shoulders, Gilikak replied, "It's a star system here in the Outet Rim Territories, probably a one or more away from Gardine depending on yout Hyperdrive. It has one habitable planet, an ocean world If memory serves, with nothing particularly remarkable about it that I can recall. It got a Class 1 Survey back in the Old Republic days."

Bani caught herself nodding excitedly as Gilikak spoke but forced herself to calm down and stay focused. "Right. OK. I just came back from there, from the third planet, and I completed a Class 3 Survey for a client. As I left the planet to come back here, I ran into an Imperial ship and it's squad of TIE Fighters and they came right at me!"

Gilikak's jaw dropped. Closing it with some effect, he blinked several time before staring straight at Bani. "What?! Are you serious? They...did they attack you?". The Mon Cal was both visibly shaken and thoroughly concerned. Aww. Bani was touched that Gilikak cared. 

"Well yes...that is...they came right at me at attack speed. There was a TIE Interceptor in the lead so I did what anyone would do and blasted it with my Turbo-Laser...", Bani slowed down and got quite as she saw the look of astonishment on her Mon Calamari friend's face. "So...then the other TIEs fell into position and started shooting at me. My shields held but I definitely took some damage before I was able to make the jump."

For a good several seconds, Gilikak didn't say anything. This was followed by him looking over his shoulders and feeling secure that no one was listening in he said quietly, "Are you OK? We should meet up and talk about this in-person. You might be in real trouble this time! The Empire might know your ship and...well...you know that's not a good thing if you blew up a TIE."

"Alright, sure, but that's not exactly why I called you. I called to ask, 'What was the Imperial Empire doing at 363-Grek III? The planet is deep in the Outer Rim. There are no major rare resources and it's off the major hyperspace lanes and trade routes. The reason I chose this planet for my client is because it fit what he was looking for and no one else was using it. So tell me...What is the Empire suddenly doing there?"

Gilikak took a deep breath which quickly morphed into a rather sour expression. He knew Bani well enough to know she was cooking up something in that furry green head of hers. He also knew it would be difficult, likely dangerous, and she'd ask him to help her. He didn't like it when she did that but also had trouble saying no. "What are you thinking?", Gilikak asked,  resigning himself to being part of yet another of her harebrained (literally!) schemes. 

"I want to go back but I can't go in my ship 'cause, as you noted, they'll very likely recognize it. Additionally, a smaller vessel with better sensors and a stealthier design would probably be waaay more effective. Once we get there, we track down where the Empire is and see if we can find out what they're up to. Once we know, we leave! Back to Gardine and figuring out our next move." Bani said, almost matter-of-factly. 

'Always Searching', Gilikak's Incom A-24 Sleuth Class Scout Ship

"We?" Gilikak said with a grim chuckle.

"That's a great idea!", Bani exclaimed, jumping to punctuate her enthusiasm. "The two of us, with Easy of course, could totally do it. No problem! I mean, you do have the perfect ship for it." She ended with a smile and a cute little tilt of her head. Easy appeared on screen behind her and followed suite. 

Gilikak rolled his eyes. "Fine. Meet me at Docking Bay 9. It's an ocean world, so don't forget to bring a diving suit."

"Roger, roger! I'll be there in an hour or so. I have to stop off at the Gray Oasis and talk to my client first." Gilikak nodded and then ended the communique. Bani turned to Easy and said, "C'mon Easy, let's go break the news to Mister Boogooto."

To Be Continued...

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Although I've been on a Star Wars kick lately, I want to shout out and celebrate Star Trek's 60th Anniversary - September 8th, 1966 to September 8th, 2026! Star Trek has always been and remains my first love.

Live Long and Prosper Star Trek! Here's to 60 more years and beyond...